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‘பொழுதுபோக்கின் உச்சக்கட்டம்’
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel
a feeling you have never felt before
CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous
home life
YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open
their mouth
ETC:
A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually do
COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes
ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end to all inventions
PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip
OPPORTUNIST:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a river
OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter
in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
MISER:
A person who lives poor so that
he can die RICH!
FATHER:
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other,
unless he gets caught
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and
late when you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence Later
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills
by pills, and kills you
by his bills!