SARDAR JOKES....

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!


Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i will live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.


How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday


Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.
She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............


Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................


A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"


A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"


Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

In aptitude test River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.


A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.

SMS Jokes....

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

Girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !


Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 Rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

Can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested....

I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

Wedding Revenge

Here is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.

This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party.

He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.

After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "Screw you," he turned to the bride and said "Screw you," and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here." He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning.

While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge?

Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests at the wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and, best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their entire families, i.e. their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. This is his world; we just live in it.

SAND FOUNTAIN

Miracle of Allah in Saudi Arabia

SAND FOUNTAIN

You can't believe this in present materialistic life but this has happened in Saudi Arabia.  

A SAND FOUNTAIN... SUBHANALLAH

The description says: A fountain of sand erupted in the desert of Saudi Arabia and

until today geologists don't have a clue or an explanation to what is going on. Scientists say that

this will bring out some minerals and metals that we have never seen or encountered before..

IT IS JUST ANOTHER MIRACLE FROM ALLAH

Suddenly, a 9-meter fountain appeared, in the Al-Ahsa City, Eastern Saudi Arabia.

Immediately, Aramco Geological teams and Scientists hurry to deal with this strange phenomenon,

but they did not succeed in explaining what happened! But they agreed on a theory (...)

that these are -what so called- burdens of the Earth. Allah says in the Quran :

'And the earth throws up her burdens (from within)' 99.2

Some scientists said this phenomenon will lead to appearance of new materials,

Which will change the humanity way of life ...  

We will show them Our signs in all the regions of the earth and in their own souls,
until they clearly see that this is the truth ...'

(Holy Quran: Chapter Fussilat, 41: Verse 53)

The Day of Judgment is near when there is a single star in the sky, straightaway the path of forgiveness will close. The writing in the Quran will vanish. The sun will lower itself with the earth.
Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said who ever delivers this news to someone else I will on the day of judgment make him a place in paradise, Aameen.

What happens when you like or love someone??

Do u like or love someone..... Read this!!!




    In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster but in
    front of the person you like, you get happy.



    In front of the person you love, Winter seems like Spring but
    in front of the person you like,Winter is just beautiful Winter.



    In front of the person you love, you can't say everything on your
    mind, but in front of the person you like, you can.



    In front of the person you love, you tend to get shy,but in front
    of the person you like, you can show your own self.



    If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush, but if u
    you look into the eyes of the one you like, you smile.



    You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you love, but you
    can always smile into the eyes of the one you like.



    When the one you love is crying,you cry with them, but when the
    one you like is crying, you end up comforting.



    The feeling of love starts from the eye but the feeling of like
    starts from the ear.



    So, if you stop liking a person you used to like, all you need is
   to do is cover your ears. But, if you try to close your eyes, love
   turns into a drop of tear and remains in your heart forever...............

 ' Don't Love Those,
                      Whom u Like.....
   But Love Those
                      Who Like u !