Software Engineer and his Wife

Conversation between a software engineer and his wife 
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks? 
Husband - hard disk full. 

Wife - have you brought the saree. 
Husband - Bad command or file name. 

Wife - but I told you about it in morning 
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. 

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary. 
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. 

Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping. 
Husband - sharing violation, access denied. 

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you. 
Husband - data type mismatch. 

Wife - you are useless. 
Husband - by default. 

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning? 
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot. 

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? 
Husband - the only user with write permission. 

Wife - what is my value in your life? 
Husband - unknown virus detected. 

Wife - do you love me or your computer? 
Husband - Too many parameters. 

Wife - i will go to my dad's house. 
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close. 

Wife - I will leave you forever. 
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User. 

Wife - it is worthless talking to you. 
Husband - shut down the computer. 

Wife - I am going 
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

Brick Wall