Friday, September 12, 2008

MBA v/s CA

7 MBA's and 7 CA's are going from PUNE to Mumbai.

So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying
to prove their superiority.

Scene 1 (PUNE - MUMBAI):

7 MBAs take only 1 Ticket and 7 CA's buy all 7 tickets..!
CA's are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives, All 7 MBAs get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, one hand
come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....

CA's say "Dekh lenge"

NOW on return Journey all of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can
easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):
CA's decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equally SHAANE"....
All 7 CA's take 1 Ticket MBAs don't buy ticket at all!
TC arrives....

ALL CA's IN ONE TOILET.ALL MBAS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE...

One MBA gets out and knocks the door of CA's toilet, one hand comes with
the tickets, and he takes the ticket and comes in MBA's Bathroom...
TC DRIVES out ALL the CA's from the toilet and they are heavily
fined....... . tai tai fissssssss.. .

SCENE 3 (LONAVALA -PUNE):

SO now both the group on LONAVALA station. CA's planning their move for
last time... they board the local to PUNE.

This time CA's decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL CA's take 1 tickets...MBAs BUY all 7 tickets this time...
SO TC Comes... All MBAs show their tickets.....

CA's are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL....... ....(India Local Trains No Toilet Facility)