MBA v/s CA

7 MBA's and 7 CA's are going from PUNE to Mumbai.

So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying
to prove their superiority.

Scene 1 (PUNE - MUMBAI):

7 MBAs take only 1 Ticket and 7 CA's buy all 7 tickets..!
CA's are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives, All 7 MBAs get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, one hand
come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....

CA's say "Dekh lenge"

NOW on return Journey all of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can
easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):
CA's decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equally SHAANE"....
All 7 CA's take 1 Ticket MBAs don't buy ticket at all!
TC arrives....

ALL CA's IN ONE TOILET.ALL MBAS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE...

One MBA gets out and knocks the door of CA's toilet, one hand comes with
the tickets, and he takes the ticket and comes in MBA's Bathroom...
TC DRIVES out ALL the CA's from the toilet and they are heavily
fined....... . tai tai fissssssss.. .

SCENE 3 (LONAVALA -PUNE):

SO now both the group on LONAVALA station. CA's planning their move for
last time... they board the local to PUNE.

This time CA's decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL CA's take 1 tickets...MBAs BUY all 7 tickets this time...
SO TC Comes... All MBAs show their tickets.....

CA's are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL....... ....(India Local Trains No Toilet Facility)

*Azaan a Miracle? Yes!*

*Amazing as it sounds,

but fortunately, for the Muslims of the world, it is* an established fact. have a

look at the world map And you will find Indonesia on the eastern side of the earth.

The major cities of Indonesia are Java, Sumatra, Borneo and Saibil. As soon as dawn

breaks on the eastern side of Saibil, at approximately 5:30 am local time, Fajar

Azaan begins. Thousands of Muazzins in Indonesia begin reciting the Azaan. The

process advances towards West Indonesia . One and a half hours after the Azaan has

been completed in Saibil, it echoes in Jakarta ... Sumatra then follows suit and

before this auspicious process of calling Azaan ends in Indonesia , it has already

begun in Malaysia ...

Burma is next in line, and within an hour of its beginning in Jakarta, it reaches

Dacca, the capital city of Bangladesh . After Bangladesh , it has already prevailed

in western India , from Calcutta to Srinagar . It then advances towards Bombay and

the environment of entire India resounds with this proclamation. Srinagar and

Sialkot (a north city in Pakistan ) have thesame timing for Azaan. The time

difference between Sialkot , Quetta , and Karachi is forty minutes, and within this

time, Fajar Aazaan is heard throughout Pakistan . Before it ends there, it has

already begun in Afghanistan and Muscat .

The time difference between Muscat and Baghdad is one hour. Azaan resounds during

this one hour in the environments of Hijaaz-e-Muqaddas (Holycities of Makkah and

Madinah), Yemen , United Arab Emirates , Kuwait and Iraq . The time difference

between Baghdad and Alexandria in Egypt is again one hour. Azaan continues to

resound in Syria, Egypt, Somalia and Sudan during this hour. The time difference

between eastern and western Turkey is one and a half hours, and during this

Alexandria and Tripoli (capital of Libya ) are located at one hour's difference. The

process of calling Azaan thus  continues throughout the whole of Africa . Therefore,

the proclamation of the Tawheed' and 'Risaalat' that had begun in Indonesia reaches

the Eastern Shore of the Atlantic Ocean after nine and half hours.

Prior to the Aazaan reaching the shores of the Atlantic, the process of 'Zohar

Azaan' has already started in east Indonesia , and before it reaches Dacca , Asr

Azaan' has started. This has hardly reached Jakarta one and half hours later, the

time of 'Maghrib' becomes due, and no sooner has 'Maghrib' time reached Sumatra ,

the time for calling 'Isha Aazaan' has commenced in Saibil! When the Muazzins of

Indonesia are calling out 'Fajar Azaan', the African Muazzins are calling the Azaan

for Isha.

If we were to ponder over this phenomenon thoughtfully, we would conclude the

amazing fact that there is not even a single moment when hundreds of thousands of

Muazzins around the world are not reciting the Azaan on the surface of this earth.

Subhaan Allah !!! Even as you read this material right now, you can be sure there is

Azaan somewhere !!!

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