2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i will live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday
Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.
She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
In aptitude test River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.
