Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
In our life time 6 things can come at any time:1.love2.friendship3.money4.death5.illness---6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night
Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!
Last nite i had a dream abt U...I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...I asked GOD:Why it is so???GOD replied:"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.Girl: Aur us dress ka?Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....
A story with moralMy girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust."Moral:Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalte
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,People who do less work.make less mistakes,People who do no work.make no mistakes,People who make no mistakes.get promoted.
U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut"Mom: " Do you mean its little"girl: " No Mom! Its salty."
