Man Loses his Bachelor Degree!!!!!!!!!!!

MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement
wherein a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master


LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel
a feeling you have never felt before

CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous
home life

YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open
their mouth

ETC:
A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually do

COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes

ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end to all inventions

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead

DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip

OPPORTUNIST:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a river

OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter
in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

MISER:
A person who lives poor so that
he can die RICH!

FATHER:
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other,
unless he gets caught

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and 
late when you are early

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence Later

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills
by pills, and kills you
by his bills! 

Watch What You Eat! ...‏

Harmful Effects of Drugs‏......

Heart Attack Info from doctors- Excellent Information‏

Let's say it's 6.15pm and you're driving home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.
You're really tired, and frustrated……

YOU ARE REALLY STRESSED AND UPSET ….

Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to radiate out into your arm and up into your jaw.
You are only five miles from the hospital nearest your home.
Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far

WHAT TO DO ???

YOU HAVE BEEN TRAINED IN CPR, BUT THE GUY THAT CONDUCTED THE COURSE DID NOT TELL YOU HOW TO PERFORM IT ON YOURSELF !!!

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE?

SINCE MANY PEOPLE ARE ALONE WHEN THEY SUFFER A HEART ATTACK, WITHOUT HELP, THE PERSON WHOSE HEART IS BEATING IMPROPERLY AND WHO BEGINS TO FEEL FAINT, HAS ONLY ABOUT 10 SECONDS LEFT BEFORE LOSING CONSCIOUS

WHAT TO DO ??

ANSWER:
DO NOT PANIC, BUT START COUGHING REPEATEDLY AND VERY VIGOROUSLY.

A DEEP BREATH SHOULD BE TAKEN BEFORE EACH COUGH, THE COUGH MUST BE DEEP AND PROLONGED, AS WHEN PRODUCING SPUTUM FROM DEEP INSIDE THE CHEST.

A BREATH AND A COUGH MUST BE REPEATED ABOUT EVERY TWO SECONDS WITHOUT LET-UP UNTIL HELP ARRIVES, OR UNTIL THE HEART IS FELT TO BE BEATING NORMALLY AGAIN.


DEEP BREATHS GET OXYGEN INTO THE LUNGS AND COUGHING MOVEMENTS SQUEEZE THE HEART AND KEEP THE BLOOD CIRCULATING. THE SQUEEZING PRESSURE ON THE HEART ALSO HELPS IT REGAIN NORMAL RHYTHM. IN THIS WAY, HEART ATTACK VICTIMS CAN GET TO A HOSPITAL
(ARTICLE PUBLISHED ON N.º 240 OF JOURNAL OF GENERAL HOSPITAL ROCHESTER)

TELL AS MANY OTHER PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE ABOUT THIS.
IT COULD SAVE THEIR LIVES !!! DON'T EVER THINK THAT YOU ARE NOT PRONE TO HEART ATTACK AS YOUR AGE IS LESS THAN 25 OR 30. NOWADAYS DUE TO THE CHANGE IN THE
LIFE STYLE, HEARTATTACK IS FOUND AMONG PEOPLE OF ALL AGE GROUPS.



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Can you tell the difference between a horse and a frog? Watch closely... WEIRD WALKING COW.....Warning: Do not view while drinking.

CAN YOU SEE THE THREE WOMEN?

CAN YOU SEE THE KISSING COUPLE?

CAN YOU SEE THE BABY?

THERE'S A FACE IN HERE. CAN YOU SEE IT?

CAN YOU SEE 10 FACES IN THE TREE